[Take the Test)
Please answer the following to find out if you are a true dipper. Ten or more correct and you get a photo of Angry Tom.
- Do you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids?
- Does the Kelly Blue Book value on your truck go up and down, depending on how much gas is in it?
- Do you ever have to go outside to get something from the fridge?
- Do you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard?
- Did you have to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures?
- Does the Halloween pumpkin on your porch have more teeth than your spouse?
- Do you ever wonder how service stations keep their bathrooms so clean?
- Has your property ever been mistaken for a recycling center?
- Do you think a “subdivision” is part of a math problem?
- Do you have a working T.V. sitting on top of a non-working T.V.?
- If a tornado hit your neighborhood, would it do $100,000 worth of improvements?
- Has the Salvation Army ever declined your mattress?
- Do you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table?
- Do you have a complete set of salad bowls that all say “Cool Whip” on the side?
- Have you ever used a rag for a gas cap?
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